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Cows are made of beef and beef levitate

Hey Guys, I believe that beef. Made Out Of Cows. CAN FLY, JUST LIKE COWS. Cause i saw some beef today, and it WAS LEVITATING :) do you guys like believe that water has 10% alcohol?? cause you may not know its there, but when you are refreshed, it actually means you are 60% drunk because 1 bottle of water is nice, because there is 10% alcohol inside :).

By The Way, This is just for fun Thanks for reading i hope u can cow more cowssSSS Sss next time c ya ltr
[ian.a.whattotypenow?.cow] :) :) :)

i MISS U ALL!!!!!!!!!!

I KINDA MISS ALL THE OLD COW-ERS!!!!

Hey,its been a long time since i've updated and i and really sad now because i got 3/5 A's in UPSR i am currently crying and my house is flooded because i am a big crybaby, and hey everyone Check out my new song called

Song Name: ImMaBoy

Artists :Ian Heng ft. Black Eyed Peas

i made millions of Dollars due to this song, i have fans, about 10,000000,00000,00000,000 fans, they all always come to my house with big burning sticks and pitchforks, they have signs that say "ian, Sucks, Ian SUCKS!!!!!!!" and like "Hes NOt A COW LOVER, HE EATS COWS, DUDE JUST F*** OFF"

So Come on out and post more posts Cows ~~~~~ ( espicially u kimberly :)