Story about cows

There was a boy named Cowboy, he was cow years old. He used to be in called school for paranoid bloated pyromaniac cow losers. Cowboy loves cows (his family) he lives in a place called cow land(lots of milk).

One day, he visited a place called 'slaughter house land' Cowboy was excited to go on the trip as it was his first time going out of cow land. Lots of cows were there(old cows) there were cans of milk everywhere and then cowboy spotted a house called 'SLAUGHTER HOUSE' Cowboy walked there cheerfully :D suddenly he saw a man with a big butcher knife coming towards him. The Cowboys smile turned upside down. D: When the cow charged at him the butcher flew away like magic and hit his head against cow dung then started to cry to his mama while drinking cow pee.


Cowboy enjoyed his trip to "slaughter house land" and came back with souvenirs and were home save and sound. The moral of the story is that cows are invincible and we should never underestimate them because they are awesome and i think they are really cool because of the milk and cheese they provide the world.


[ian.a.pyromaniac.cow]